I’m not gonna give the usual rant about how you could apply these ear muffins to some twisted analogy that involves us assuming your life either a. sucks, b. is a complete waste or c. is something you wish it were. Instead, I’m gonna remind you what your ears felt like just the other day as you stood outside in the blistering cold. Now, that first paragraph may have sounded a bit edgy, but trust me, I’m alluding towards the fact that creative writers all too often kick these sorts of ramblings off making way to many assumptions. Personally, I think everyone is special and noone deserves to be accused of having a miserable life. And for those who can’t help but feel depressed, try counting your blessings. I guess I cold for a moment tell you that if you used one of our blow dryers to spoof up your dew, you might not want to crush your hair piece with a hat or a hoody. Or I won’t tell you that you could walk around town with that fluffy head of hair and a pair of Gorgonz ear grips and everyone would think you were some sort of local celebrity. Listen, if your not able to get out of the cold and into the warmth this winter, don’t go another day pretending your someone your not, which is a superhero who has magic blood that gets warmer as the temperatures outside diminish. Do your poor ears a favor and wrap them in these mini blankets of pure coziness. Coziness might not even be a word, but you get the picture, right? Your thoughts encouraged. Anyone own a pair of these bad boys?